Did you turn broccoli into a potato curry somehow?
norfnorf832
…what
OOOdragonessOOO
UpDown_TwistedAround
A poor broccoli died for this… He deserved better
InSearchOfTyrael
what the fuck
dmic24_
Cooking in the RE7 house I see
MannyNator12
Man pic one was some good looking broccoli 😭
dangertaylor
The tasted better than it looked bar is on the ground
dozedoph
There were literally so many good things to do with broccoli and chilli flakes and you still ruined it
LordofThaTrap
You know you don’t have to overcook it right?
darthcaedusiiii
Just microwave them. If you didn’t drink the water you lost just about all the nutrients.
Temokor
The evolution. Pretty amazing.
yourmomssocksdrawer
How did you manage to make it look like pineapple chunks in apple sauce? I’m choosing that comparison for my own sanities sake btw
spidermans_ashes
ooojaeger
Don’t boil broccoli
Active-Armadillo-576
That would be a good band name
DickFartButt
What the fuck happened between 2 and 3?
MissPriss101
Are you 9 months old? Because this is what I make for my 9 month old (minus the pepper.)
littleliongirless
I love broccoli and want to send police to your house 😭. WTF did broccoli DO to you?
slugsred
this is worse than the raining broccoli tree
AsleepInteraction882
Its a process that turned into mush.
Piss_Cakehole
Cauliflower?!?
clydefrog811
Freaking roast broccoli. Why the hell are you boiling it.
happy_Ad1357
The last image literally made me scream wtf
GobiPLX
Maybe OP doesn’t have teeth and had to turn broccoli into slop
kawiz03
Wait a minute how did you go from clear water to mush
CorHydrae8
>Broccoli and the pepper flakes
Hey, that’s my favorite band!
LetsSmokeAboutIt
Man my day just started and it’s already ruined
Miora
*sobbing* you could have just pan roasted it instead of doing this 😭
Snizza
Bro you made some kind of pond muck somehow
MadBlasta
Why…did…you…do…this…
User013579
You’re a criminal. That is not how you treat food.
OliveIsCute
Bro… here you go:
1. Pre-heat oven to 400
2. Toss broccoli with olive oil, pepper flakes, salt, and pepper (MSG for extra credit)
3. Spread tossed broccoli on tray evenly
4. Put tray in oven for 14 – 16 minutes
5. Squeeze lemon liberally after taking out of oven
TeamDeltaV
I was about to inform you that broccoli is big boy food and not at all stupid. Then I saw the second picture. Alright, so you’re boiling some of the nutrients out, but hey still a good source of fiber at least. Then I saw the third picture. Anyone capable of transforming broccoli into that unholy snot soup concoction is a danger to society and needs to be locked away for cruel and unusual food atrocities. May god have mercy on your soul.
Ps. Vegetables should usually be steamed instead of boiled.
I_Am_Robert_Paulson1
I was wholly unprepared for slide 3
cylongothic
Most people fail by boiling the shit out of a thing. You, somehow, boiled the shit into it.
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Image 3 was a jumpscare
What the hell happened??
looks like overcooked vomit, the third pic.
Fuck man why
Did you boil it for 2 business days?
why boil
Total disrespect.
Did you turn broccoli into a potato curry somehow?
…what
A poor broccoli died for this… He deserved better
what the fuck
Cooking in the RE7 house I see
Man pic one was some good looking broccoli 😭
The tasted better than it looked bar is on the ground
There were literally so many good things to do with broccoli and chilli flakes and you still ruined it
You know you don’t have to overcook it right?
Just microwave them. If you didn’t drink the water you lost just about all the nutrients.
The evolution. Pretty amazing.
How did you manage to make it look like pineapple chunks in apple sauce? I’m choosing that comparison for my own sanities sake btw
Don’t boil broccoli
That would be a good band name
What the fuck happened between 2 and 3?
Are you 9 months old? Because this is what I make for my 9 month old (minus the pepper.)
I love broccoli and want to send police to your house 😭. WTF did broccoli DO to you?
this is worse than the raining broccoli tree
Its a process that turned into mush.
Cauliflower?!?
Freaking roast broccoli. Why the hell are you boiling it.
The last image literally made me scream wtf
Maybe OP doesn’t have teeth and had to turn broccoli into slop
Wait a minute how did you go from clear water to mush
>Broccoli and the pepper flakes
Hey, that’s my favorite band!
Man my day just started and it’s already ruined
*sobbing* you could have just pan roasted it instead of doing this 😭
Bro you made some kind of pond muck somehow
Why…did…you…do…this…
You’re a criminal. That is not how you treat food.
Bro… here you go:
1. Pre-heat oven to 400
2. Toss broccoli with olive oil, pepper flakes, salt, and pepper (MSG for extra credit)
3. Spread tossed broccoli on tray evenly
4. Put tray in oven for 14 – 16 minutes
5. Squeeze lemon liberally after taking out of oven
I was about to inform you that broccoli is big boy food and not at all stupid. Then I saw the second picture. Alright, so you’re boiling some of the nutrients out, but hey still a good source of fiber at least.
Then I saw the third picture. Anyone capable of transforming broccoli into that unholy snot soup concoction is a danger to society and needs to be locked away for cruel and unusual food atrocities.
May god have mercy on your soul.
Ps. Vegetables should usually be steamed instead of boiled.
I was wholly unprepared for slide 3
Most people fail by boiling the shit out of a thing. You, somehow, boiled the shit into it.